Written by Phillip
Uh...
Wait, what? Why happen?
(Did you notice my cleverness with sneaking in the title of the post in the post itself? I’m so great.)
Are my brother and I actually starting up a blog? Pfff. No. Never. Not going to happen.
Right?
Wrong?
Oh, okay. Um... I guess this is happening then.
Ah, beginnings are always the most difficult part, aren’t they?
Uh oh. Now I sound smart.
Okay, this thing with the new paragraph every sentence is starting to bug me. Hopefully I’ll be able to make at least this long enough to break the pattern. Oh look, I did.
And so begins the aimless ramblings and sudden topic-changes of a very strange child. Possibly two very strange children, if Tomás is also strange. Of course, I have no doubt that he will be. Seriously, his last name backwards is Zelaznog. Sounds cool, but also kind of strange.
I just realised that if you switch the “n” and “m” in “name” then you get “mane”.
Do you see what kind of crap is going to be on this thing? It’s going to be this way for me, at least. Not sure about Zelaznog Ramal Sàmot. Did you see that? I even flipped the accent mark over the “a”. Chuckle chuckle laugh laugh.
Speaking of him, I don't even know when he's going to get a post up... co-blogging *rolls eyes*
So you may be wondering: what exactly is the point of this? Ah, there’s none really. I’m just sort of saying hi. To the world.
Hello world!
Hmm, I should probably say that again at the very end of this post, just to make a point.
I will say, before I say any more, that I have written a blog post before. Sort of. My dad asked me to write a post for him. I have no idea whether he used it, why he asked me to, or anything about it. Maybe it was just a test for this.
I still don’t have any idea what I’m doing. I probably won’t for a long, long, long, long, long, etc. time.
Hmm, speaking of periods and abbreviations, do you put another period after U.S.A when it’s used in the middle of a sentence? I’ve never been clear on that. Has anyone ever been clear on that? I bet people knew how it was back in the 1600s or something. They knew everything back then.
See what I did there? America wasn’t a nation back in the 1600s. I’m so clever. No I’m not.
Speaking of me not being clever, due to my and my brother’s (I assume) complete ignorance on the subject of blogging, I don’t believe that this blog will ever have any sort of theme or anything.
Ha ha ha. I lied. The theme is...
Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Also, don’t panic. Yes, that had significant meaning there.
I think I’m going to have a few little mini-series running at once. That’s just me, though. Tomás may have different plans. I don’t know what he does.
I just noticed that this blog post mostly isn’t informative in any way. Too bad. You’ll have to wait for those. Maybe one about me and what I like to do, how that post would be incredibly narcissistic if it existed but then again who isn’t incredibly narcissistic every now and then, how this sentence has degenerated into incredibly horrible comma grammar which I’m pretty sure isn’t actually a thing, why the heck Google Docs says things are misspelled when they’re not, why my favorite musician is the best thing ever and why his stuff is the only stuff I listen to, and the exact level of strangeness in my family and friends.
Is my humor actually humorous, or am I making an incredibly sad attempt at jokes and general funniness that isn’t working? I have no idea. You know how writers are with their own work. You do, don’t you?
Well, if you don’t, you can get a taste of it here, at my dad’s blog. He’s a writer. He suggested that this exist.
http://strangepegs.blogspot.com/
And if you don’t want to go there (you shouldn’t, it sucks, you should just stay over here with me (in case you didn’t get the sarcasm, it doesn’t actually suck)), writers are generally very critical of their work.
Hello world!
(Oh, yeah, my name’s Phillip Leon. Almost forgot about that. It’s kind of like Andrew Leon, who just so happens to be my father...)
Hello world again!
So you may be wondering: what exactly is the point of this? Ah, there’s none really. I’m just sort of saying hi. To the world.
Hello world!
Hmm, I should probably say that again at the very end of this post, just to make a point.
I will say, before I say any more, that I have written a blog post before. Sort of. My dad asked me to write a post for him. I have no idea whether he used it, why he asked me to, or anything about it. Maybe it was just a test for this.
I still don’t have any idea what I’m doing. I probably won’t for a long, long, long, long, long, etc. time.
Hmm, speaking of periods and abbreviations, do you put another period after U.S.A when it’s used in the middle of a sentence? I’ve never been clear on that. Has anyone ever been clear on that? I bet people knew how it was back in the 1600s or something. They knew everything back then.
See what I did there? America wasn’t a nation back in the 1600s. I’m so clever. No I’m not.
Speaking of me not being clever, due to my and my brother’s (I assume) complete ignorance on the subject of blogging, I don’t believe that this blog will ever have any sort of theme or anything.
Ha ha ha. I lied. The theme is...
Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Also, don’t panic. Yes, that had significant meaning there.
I think I’m going to have a few little mini-series running at once. That’s just me, though. Tomás may have different plans. I don’t know what he does.
I just noticed that this blog post mostly isn’t informative in any way. Too bad. You’ll have to wait for those. Maybe one about me and what I like to do, how that post would be incredibly narcissistic if it existed but then again who isn’t incredibly narcissistic every now and then, how this sentence has degenerated into incredibly horrible comma grammar which I’m pretty sure isn’t actually a thing, why the heck Google Docs says things are misspelled when they’re not, why my favorite musician is the best thing ever and why his stuff is the only stuff I listen to, and the exact level of strangeness in my family and friends.
Is my humor actually humorous, or am I making an incredibly sad attempt at jokes and general funniness that isn’t working? I have no idea. You know how writers are with their own work. You do, don’t you?
Well, if you don’t, you can get a taste of it here, at my dad’s blog. He’s a writer. He suggested that this exist.
http://strangepegs.blogspot.com/
And if you don’t want to go there (you shouldn’t, it sucks, you should just stay over here with me (in case you didn’t get the sarcasm, it doesn’t actually suck)), writers are generally very critical of their work.
Hello world!
(Oh, yeah, my name’s Phillip Leon. Almost forgot about that. It’s kind of like Andrew Leon, who just so happens to be my father...)
Hello world again!
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